Pseudonym

My Pseudonym, Gladys Hoachin

For our in-class assignment for this week we had to create a fictitious character that would be our pseudonym. We could make this character someone we would want to be but can't or someone who was diametrically opposite to you in every way. 

So here is Gladys Hoachin; an individual I admire and loathe at the same time! Gladys doesn't give a monkeys about what you or anyone else thinks of her. You tell her you hate her and she'll recant back " I hate you more!" She is loud and obnoxious, messy and a slob of the highest order. She is a total extrovert and thinks neon and clashing colors are the best thing since sliced bread! She loves her Doc Marten boots and thinks nothing of crushing amphibians, small animals and people that get in her way. Her name was chosen for the following reasons: Gladys is possibly one of the geekiest names an individual from the UK could be named by their parents...so sad. Hoachin is a Scottish slang word and has multiple meanings such as infested with something unpleasant, busy, or a hackit, ugly individual as is the case with Gladys.